Chris Ryan had big plans when she was little. If any of them had worked out, she would not be doing this show. She’s 47 but honestly, she’s 15. If your dreams came true you won’t relate. Best Newcomer Sydney Comedy Festival 2019 TUE 6 – SUN 18 APR MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL | Comedy Republic BUY TICKETS FIR 7 MAY PERTH COMEDY FESTIVAL | Regal Theatre BUY TICKETS WED 12 – SUN 16 MAY SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL | Factory Theatre BUY TICKETS